February 2011
January 2011
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Teenagers Thank the Parents Television Council
Teenagers would like to thank the conservative watchdog group, the Parents Television Council, for alerting them about nudity and illicit activity on MTV’s new show Skins. They can’t wait to watch it!
These Aren't Cash Tips.
Relax
Stop judging people so damn hard
Sleep in
Roll with the punches
Remember: white people love scarves
Instead of eating fast food, punch yourself in the dick
Always look people in the eyes.
Don’t look down when you walk
You can wear the same pair of pants for more than one day
Cuss a lot.
Lost in you like Saturday nights
Searching the streets with bedroom eyes
Just...
– Jane Doe - Converge (via diamondsarewhatever)
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I crush your crown No more gods No more graves No more love No more hate
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DEVIL STAY AWAY FROM ME
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Dear Lovers of Music,
when I ask you what kind of music you listen to, DON’T FUCKING SAY “EVERYTHING”. I refuse to believe that you listen to Anal Cunt, Justin Bieber, Peruvian native music, and a cappella on the daily. Just name like, three bands you like, thanks. I like a ton of music and I listen to a lot, but I most definitely don’t enjoy everything.
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Anonymous asked: i like when you scare the fuck out of me at work.
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Anonymous asked: Heey! is this shirt yours?!? http://holazacholah.tumblr.com/post/2808588009 if so, pleasepleaseplease tell me where you got it!!
letsgetshipwrecked asked: why are you my favorite person?
Becoming normal sounds great. I consider normal as being numb to everything. And...
– Wes Eisold
“When I awoke, a vicious dark hung in the sky My surroundings foreign and discomforting I staggered to my shoeless hooves and ventured down the only path I could find. At first there wasn’t much life to be seen. But then there she was like an eyesore, like a private whore Reptile tail. Reptile female. Serpent beauty sat upon her front porch coaxing me to her side to go down then as i...
justin bieber; music; boys; notes; boyfriends...
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