Misanthropic humanist

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Born in New Hampshire, now blooming in Denver
Body Modification Lover. Converge Cult Member. Designer. Veganism. Hardcore. Grindcore. Math Rock. Post-Metal. Doom. Power Violence. Sludge. Crust. Black Metal, etc.

Last night I fell asleep with my laptop on my chest and woke up with the cord wrapped around my neck.

Peanut butter and banana go together like PBJ

xxfraudxx said: Asparagus gives you super skunk powers. You should always eat some every day in case this scenario ever comes up, you could have sprayed him first.

My piss always smells, regardless of asparagus consumption. PLUS, I’m a way fucking faster runner than a skunk and his ass funk sprays quicker than my dick scum. 

xxfraudxx said: Set em free, let em breathe

Nipples can’t breath. 

17,437 Plays
Wavves
Idiot

150mgs:

I’d say I’m sorry

But it wouldn’t mean shit

(via rudiecantfailtomakeyouorgasm)

gayindustrialcomplex:

*me whenever i see a boy shorter than 5’8* what the hell is that

I’m so blessed to be 5’10 with perfect hair, but bad facial hair. Give n take. 

(Source: polycrypt, via zubat)

I love all these pretty chicks on Tumblr with sweet, smiling, avatar pics as they post music like, “Dead Moist Cunt Gapers” by the Sweat Knife Incest Rape Family Band.

FEMINISM

GET NAKED ONLINE OR IN PUBLIC. 
You show um. 

Harness - “Fragmented Flesh”